2 gorgeous parents and 1 ugly child.

When you walk down the street, and you see two gorgeous, magazine-equivalent, celebrity-status adults walking hand and hand, you go Ahhh! But, as your eyes dart to their ugly four year old girl and 3 year old boy, you began to think.... " Are those kids from Mars cause they sure look like martians?"
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You know what.., I always wondered why I'm so damn average/below average/ or just plain ugly compared to my parents when they were my age. Emphasize my age.
I mean, look at me.... I look like a frigging mutated alien. No joke.
My theory is that God got tired of painting and sculpting the doll's faces.
So he randomly gave a couple of thousand dolls to his unartistic angels.
The unartistic angels eventually got tired of painting and sculpting dolls.
(Cause its a tiring job)
So they randomly gave them to the commoners on Earth.
To be quite frank, the commoners sculpted and painted the worst.

That's how ugly, pretty, average humans were created.
The pretty humans were created by the might god himself.
The average-0s were created by the unartistic angels.
The ugly people which include me... were created by commoners on Earth.

If god only never got tired of creating dolls, than the whole world would look physically pretty.